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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:25
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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